Post Fredonia Depression

When someone infers that SUNY schools offer a lower quality education

When my college bestie visits

When someone tells me they have never heard of Fredonia

Me yelling at my empty wine bottles every morning

When my friends complain about all the weddings they have to go to this summer

…and I still haven’t been invited to one, I’m all:

What I do most of the time at work

When my friend had an awesome beautiful college apartment

When I’m out drinking and the booze hits me all at once

When all the computers in the lab were taken and some dick was creeping on facebook

When I napped in the library cubicles

It was like: